Poopers

‎4-y.o. Ison: Dad, I don't like to go poo at school cause I don't want teachers to wipe my butt.

Dad in a Bad Mood

‎4 y.o. Ison (after observing his dad in a foul mood): My dad's being a sore lunatic.

San Francisco

(While driving through downtown San Francisco, 11 y.o. Aisley rolls down the car window...)
Aisley: Oh, the smell of San Francisco...
4 y.o. Ison: It smells like poop!

Love & Marriage

3 y.o. Addi: I want to marry my brother
Mom: You can't marry your brother. He's your brother.
Addi: Then I want to marry my daddy.
Mom: You can't marry your daddy... Wait. What do you think marry means?
Addi: You kiss and the boy brings you flowers.

Marie I., San Leandro, CA

Happy Heart

‎4 y.o. Osiris: My heart felt like laughing and so I laughed. It must have been happy or something.

Beverly P., Union City, CA

Drama Queen

Mom: You're acting like a drama queen.
3 y.o. Addi: I'm a Drama PRINCESS!!!

Marie I, San Leandro, CA

Pumpkins are made of...

4. y.o. Ison: I know what pumpkins are made of!!
Mom: What are they made of?
Ison: Oranges!