San Francisco

(While driving through downtown San Francisco, 11 y.o. Aisley rolls down the car window...)
Aisley: Oh, the smell of San Francisco...
4 y.o. Ison: It smells like poop!

Love & Marriage

3 y.o. Addi: I want to marry my brother
Mom: You can't marry your brother. He's your brother.
Addi: Then I want to marry my daddy.
Mom: You can't marry your daddy... Wait. What do you think marry means?
Addi: You kiss and the boy brings you flowers.

Marie I., San Leandro, CA

Happy Heart

‎4 y.o. Osiris: My heart felt like laughing and so I laughed. It must have been happy or something.

Beverly P., Union City, CA

Drama Queen

Mom: You're acting like a drama queen.
3 y.o. Addi: I'm a Drama PRINCESS!!!

Marie I, San Leandro, CA

Pumpkins are made of...

4. y.o. Ison: I know what pumpkins are made of!!
Mom: What are they made of?
Ison: Oranges!

Miracle of Life

4 y.o. Osiris: Mom, how did I fit in your belly when I was a baby?
Mom: You were very little.
Osiris: How did I come out?
Mom: (Deep sigh... should I tell him?) OK...well, you came out of my .
Osiris: Ouch! Did it hurt?
Mom: Yes, baby it did.
Osiris (Holding mom's hand: Mom, I'm so very sorry I hurt you.

Beverly P., Union City, CA

Abs

Mom: Ison, you gotta stop playing Wii in a little bit cause I need the TV for my workout.
4-year-old Ison: Oh, I know why you wanna workout. Cause you want abs.