Scary Bieber!

4 y.o. Ison woke up this AM bawling and yelling out, "Mommy! Daddy!" I ran to his room to see what his nightmare was about. His reply, "Justin Bieber was trying to take all of us." TRUE STORY.

Bad Dream

4 y.o. Siu: Soooo....how was your sleep mom? (as he hops on my bed next to me)
Mom: It was good. How was yours?
Siu: It was bad! (shaking his head)
Mom: Why was it bad?
Siu: I had a bad dream. I pulled daddy's arm and it came off!
Mom: LOL (we're divorced!)

Michelle V., California

AWKWARD!

Mom: You are so cute!
4 y.o. Ison: Did you say that I'm cute?
Mom: Yes.
Ison: AWKWARD!