Homework

Mom during homework time: Osiris, you need to pay attention!
5 y.o. Osiris: How much do I have a to pay? You only give me a dollar and when I sleep in my own bed.

- Bev P., CA

SUNday

‎4 yo Emil: Sure is hot today. What day is it daddy?
Daddy: SUNday.
Emil: That's why!

~Myra M.

Poopers

‎4-y.o. Ison: Dad, I don't like to go poo at school cause I don't want teachers to wipe my butt.