San Francisco

(While driving through downtown San Francisco, 11 y.o. Aisley rolls down the car window...)
Aisley: Oh, the smell of San Francisco...
4 y.o. Ison: It smells like poop!

Love & Marriage

3 y.o. Addi: I want to marry my brother
Mom: You can't marry your brother. He's your brother.
Addi: Then I want to marry my daddy.
Mom: You can't marry your daddy... Wait. What do you think marry means?
Addi: You kiss and the boy brings you flowers.

Marie I., San Leandro, CA

Happy Heart

‎4 y.o. Osiris: My heart felt like laughing and so I laughed. It must have been happy or something.

Beverly P., Union City, CA

Drama Queen

Mom: You're acting like a drama queen.
3 y.o. Addi: I'm a Drama PRINCESS!!!

Marie I, San Leandro, CA

Pumpkins are made of...

4. y.o. Ison: I know what pumpkins are made of!!
Mom: What are they made of?
Ison: Oranges!

Miracle of Life

4 y.o. Osiris: Mom, how did I fit in your belly when I was a baby?
Mom: You were very little.
Osiris: How did I come out?
Mom: (Deep sigh... should I tell him?) OK...well, you came out of my .
Osiris: Ouch! Did it hurt?
Mom: Yes, baby it did.
Osiris (Holding mom's hand: Mom, I'm so very sorry I hurt you.

Beverly P., Union City, CA

Abs

Mom: Ison, you gotta stop playing Wii in a little bit cause I need the TV for my workout.
4-year-old Ison: Oh, I know why you wanna workout. Cause you want abs.

Sesame Street Takes on Old Spice Commercial

Not the typical Kid Babble post, but we thought this was adorable...

Callerpitars

‎4 yo Ison: Mom, I know what "callerpitars" turn into.
Mom: Oh yea? What?
Ison: A butterfly!
Mom: Where'd you learn that?
Ison: A commercial.

Monsters: Watch Out for this 3-year-old!

Anatomy

‎4 yo Ison: Mom, does everyone have butt cheeks?

Mom: I think so...

911

The police showed up at my dad's house last week unexpectedly. Apparently, a 911 call came from his house. My dad tells the officer it's only him and his grandson at home so the officer asks Jericho, "Did you call 911, son?" Jericho responds confidently, "Yes. I wanted to see if I knew how to dial 911 correctly."

Marianne, California

My nuts!

‎4-yr. old daughter, after bumping into one of the seats in the mini-van, hops out of the car howling: "OOOW! My nuts!!"

Mom: Clearly the effects of living with 3 brothers is taking its toll. I need to find her more girlfriends....

-Brandy, Connecticut

Hambooger

‎2-year-old Addison (matter of factly): I have boogers in my eyes because I ate a hambooger today.

Marie I., San Leandro, CA

Michael Jackson

‎3-year-old: Mom, Michael Jackson looks like a girl.

Marry me...

‎3-year-old son: Mom, I wish I could marry you.
Mom: Why?
3-year-old: 'Cause I love you!