Go fly a kite!

I told my boys to go fly a kite. After a couple of hours, I was wondering what they were doing out in the garage. . . . . they were making a kite out of an empty Miller Lite thirty-pack case. Best kite ever.

- Renee, Pennsylvania

Capitol of California

My sister-in law asked my niece, "What is the capitol of California?" She yelled out exhuberantly "C"! Technically she is right, the capital letter of California is C.

-Kat, California

Kind apple

3-year-old: Mom, I want some juice.
Mom: What kind of juice?
3-year-old: Kind apple (a.k.a. pineapple)

Scratchy...

Mom: Please get your hand out of your pants.
3-year-old: But, Mom... my nuts are scratchy!

Wal-Mart

Just a lil clue that my lil boy watches too
much TV...
3-year-old: Mom, where'd you go?
Mom: Wal-Mart.
3-year-old: Like this? "Save money. Live Better. Wal-Mart?"