Close your legs...

10 yr old Hannah overheard me watching Basketball Wives and heard someone say, "Keep your legs closed." So, she asked me what that meant. I simply said, without thinking, "means she sleeps with a lot of people." Then Hannah looks at me puzzled and said, "What's wrong with that? I sleep with you in your bed all the time!"

~Teri. L, California

Poisonous

‎4 y.o. Ison (with a fever) trying to tell us he doesn't feel well: I feel poisonous.

Scary Bieber!

4 y.o. Ison woke up this AM bawling and yelling out, "Mommy! Daddy!" I ran to his room to see what his nightmare was about. His reply, "Justin Bieber was trying to take all of us." TRUE STORY.

Bad Dream

4 y.o. Siu: Soooo....how was your sleep mom? (as he hops on my bed next to me)
Mom: It was good. How was yours?
Siu: It was bad! (shaking his head)
Mom: Why was it bad?
Siu: I had a bad dream. I pulled daddy's arm and it came off!
Mom: LOL (we're divorced!)

Michelle V., California

AWKWARD!

Mom: You are so cute!
4 y.o. Ison: Did you say that I'm cute?
Mom: Yes.
Ison: AWKWARD!

Homework

Mom during homework time: Osiris, you need to pay attention!
5 y.o. Osiris: How much do I have a to pay? You only give me a dollar and when I sleep in my own bed.

- Bev P., CA

SUNday

‎4 yo Emil: Sure is hot today. What day is it daddy?
Daddy: SUNday.
Emil: That's why!

~Myra M.